SN One: MuzicMan1984's away message was "bitches get stitches" The away message is removed and I commence.

As in blank: What’s crackalackin muzik man?
As in blank: Give any bitches stitches today?
MuzicMan1984: Who is this?
As in blank: I’m a bitch in need of a stitch.
MuzicMan1984: do I know you?
As in blank: dis is c-unit mofo!
MuzicMan1984: right
As in blank: don’t “right” me mathafucka!
As in blank: I a schoolteacha about to whop yo ass mathafucka!
As in blank: Yo a bitch in need of a stitch and I about to give it to yo ass! Meet me at the dunkin donuts at 5AM.
MuzicMan1984: You do a lot of self loathing in your livejournal.
MuzicMan1984: are you depressed?
As in blank: Do I sound depressed mathafucka?
MuzicMan1984: yes, yes you do.
As in blank: what are you mofo, my mathafuckin psychologist?
As in blank: tru dat mathafucka!
As in blank: actually the real truth of the matter is that I am quite depressed. Many things contribute to it but the main aspect is that I’m so white I glow in the dark.
As in blank: mathafucka!
MuzicMan1984: that list of accomplishments is pretty lame.
As in blank: tru dat mofo
As in blank: yo band is pretty lame.
As in blank: mathafucka!
MuzicMan1984: well you like metallica and A perfect circle. So you probably like metal and that shit
As in blank: No way mathafucka. I bump g-unit and dat shit mofo. That’s why they call me c-unit.

SN Two: three minutes later and after I blocked MuzicMan1984.

Cloudthebluskies: Excuse me. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m sure you’re quite busy. I was just wondering about your bass player leaving your band. I was really upset when you cancelled your warped show. Do you know when your next show will be, by any chance?
Cloudthebluskies: a simple yes or no will suffice. I understand that you’re quite busy but I was just interested because you’re a part of my favorite band. I wont bother you anymore.
MuzicMan1984: no.
MuzicMan1984: where do you live?
Cloudthebluskies: Oh, I’m from Boston.
MuzicMan1984: are you going to the Boston warped?
Cloudthebluskies: Well I was going to but I don’t think I will anymore. Your band was the only one I was interested in.
MuzicMan1984: Which show were you going to?
MuzicMan1984: in boston?
Cloudthebluskies: oh I was going to go on the 19th
MuzicMan1984: what’s your favorite song?
Cloudthebluskies: Oh…hmmm that’s a hard question but I think I would have to say Keep on.
MuzicMan1984: where in Boston are you from?
Cloudthebluskies: oh well actually I’m from Chatham. Its in cape cod. That’s fairly near Boston.
MuzicMan1984: hmm
MuzicMan1984: Chatham eh?
Cloudthebluskies: yeah…
Cloudthebluskies: and I got yo ass mathafucka!

And then I blocked him, yet again. That gullible son of a bitch.